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Things ' Yo Yo Honey Singh ' Songs Taught Us



 
For those who don’t know, Hridesh Singh, oh I mean Honey Singh AKA " YO YO Honey Singh " (Seriously watdafuq is this YO YO? How can someone keep YO YO as their first name?) is the famous Indian rapper and music producer. Yes, YO YO also sing for the Bollywood movies. (You got that right!)

Disclaimer I am not going to mention all the amazingly hilarious lyrics of YO YO's songs because they are so damn funny that it can literally cause stomachache and loss of breath. Also, I am not going to mention the controversial songs because this place is not for any cheap publicity. No offense to anyone or anything, this space is just for some light reading/fun/laughter.

YO YO's songs are quite informational and they kind of reflect the 21st century generation in a very entertaining way. I mean, from three-year-old children to teenagers to young guys to eighty-year-old men are so familiar with YO YO's epic and some of the most inspiring songs (Really? Yeah, inspiring! Did you sense sarcasm here? Haah!) . Here are some of the things that YO YO's songs have taught us –

THE BIZARRE STYLE and ATTITUDE – YO YO has a bizarre, sometimes creepy sense of style. His appearance and attitude is so amusing that even our Desi heroines and heroes, the B-town biggies go gaga over him. (Awww, cho chweet! Really?!)


HOW TO BECOME LIKE USHER – Also, how can someone not admire those heavy/chunky metallic chains and quirky hairstyle of YO YO? And the typical Usher dance moves. Holy Guacamole, is that Usher? (Dude has got some real guts man! The Indian " Usher " huh? Close enough!) or maybe the evolved version of Justin Bieber?


" BOOZING " IS COOL – I don’t know who coined this term, but that is what you learn from his songs! What YO YO songs have basically taught us is that Drunk Girls are a must in a music video! Drinking Girls, are the basic USP of his songs! It's like a trend in Bollywood too now. (Drunk Girls, Drunk Girls everywhere!) Also the " Talli " guys are worth a watch in the videos!


HOW TO DO THE ' LUNGI DANCE ', EVEN WITHOUT A " LUNGI " – Well all you guys need to do is get some shutter glasses (Anna ke jaisa chashma lagake), coconut mein lassi milaake (WTF!), hoardes of dancers and the South Indian Superstar Rajinikanth - Thalaiva poster! You can dance with a Saree or a Tuxedo, even without a Lungi. And just say " Lungi Dance " 16 times and start dancing! There you go, Lungi Performer! YO YO!

 
BIKINI GIRLS FOR SOOTHING MEN’S EYES – YO YO's songs have the best Bikini Girls (Guys, you know what I mean!). He makes the music video especially for the guys with hot Bikini Girls dancing and grooving to his tunes! (Men will be men!)


HOW TO BECOME A PARTY ANIMAL – The Pool Parties, the Break Up Parties, Lounge Parties, Club Parties, Pub Parties, the After Parties, all kind of parties and any kind of party is what you will find in YO YO's music videos! Party animals, Party animals everywhere!
 

HOW TO MAKE THE CHICKS DANCE – YO YO's songs can make the Bollywood chicks dance too!! Let it be Deepika Padukone, Sonakshi Sinha, Sunny Leone and many more to come. The chicks just love dancing on his songs! (Party on their mind? Huh?)


HOW TO SING + ACT IN A MOVIE – Yes, YO YO has acted in a Bollywood movie and some Punjabi movies as well, apart from singing songs. " The Xpose " being his Bollywood debut was I really don't know how it was received? But, I have heard that his character was compared with the legendary actor " Pran ". (Holy Shit! Seriously? Compared with the amazing ' Pran ' ? How the fuck is that possible? Someone please shoot me!)


HOW TO SELL VODKA – I don’t think there is anyone who haven't heard this YO YO's " Chaar Botal Vodka " song!! This song literally tells how to sell the VODKA because the lyrics says, " Chaar Botal VODKA, KAAM mera roz ka. Na mujhko koi roke, na kisine roka. " The whole music video revolves around SUNNY LEONE and her amazing curvaceous body instead of Vodka. (So, that is how you sell Vodka!! ;))


HOW TO PARTY WITH THE " BHOOTHNATH " + THE GOLD-PLATED HUMAN SKELETONS – Okay, so you guys want to Party with the Bhoothnath? Great! Forget the great actor Amitabh Bachchan! There is something more interesting. Wanna party with the Bhoothnath?  Then, do get some Gold-plated human skeletons to dance for the After-party!(Creepy enough?) As I told you earlier, YO YO has got some real guts, he took the music video to another level by featuring the two most amazing Gold-plated human skeletons. (He should get a role in the next Scary Movie! I mean, come on!)


And yes, lets end this with the famous YO YO Honey Singh Trolls, please, please (Credits to the creators)

Comments

  1. Nice ! Nice ! But I am not agree with you as he is singing and people love his songs and some are die hard fans . So, if he is earning in lakhs crores , kuch Bhi bakwaas karke then why don't he do that. :p mujhe Koi bakwaas karne ke 10 lakhs de to obviously I will also do. You know what I mean. You have to agree, its people who love them, ek do gaane to mujhe bhi sahi lagte hai yaar :P :P

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    1. Tarun, DISCLAIMER hi padh leta. :P Maine kisiko neecha dikhane ya kisiko agree ya disagree karne ke liye nahi likha hai. Its just for fun/laughter. Nothing else. Use lakh crore mile ya na mile, mujhe usse kya? Mera kaam bass likhna hai and tum log enjoy karo, thats all. Nothing else, man.

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    2. padha to wo bhi tha tabhi to koi cheap baat nahi kari in respect of this post :) :)

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  2. Btw....... I really like this post ..... :) :)

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    1. Post ki aisi dhajjiyan uda di and fir likha " I really like it ".. Waah rey waah!! All hail, diplomacy :P

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    2. Btw thanks, disagree karke post like karne ki.. :P Thank you!! :P

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    3. dhajiiyan nahi udaii yaar.....maine isliye likha kahi mere comment ko tu galat samjhe, and you did in the same way I expected, maybe maine jaada likh diya :P :P Sorry if you feel bad :) :)

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    4. I did feel bad, but its cool now!! Got your point (y)

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  3. Hahaha, I seem to be only one among my friends who cannot stand Yo Yo de gaane :D
    That thing abt his name at the beginning of the song is spot on. I change the tv/radio channel whenever I hear that! :P
    And Yo Yo, India ka eminem? Aji Hour(hindi translation pls), ye saala yahaan ka justin bieber hai!

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    1. Bwahahahahahahahaha!! Justin Bieber LOL!! :D Even me and my brother also don't like Yo Yo de gaane :P Usme , Himesh and Mika mein koi farak nahi :P

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    2. Ab harr koi itne mahaan gaane ki kshamta thodi na rakhta hai.. Incredible Indians, real music ka bahishkaar kar dete hain and non sense music ko badhaava dete hain.. This shows the IQ and taste of Incredible India. :P

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  4. Btw isko pran ke saath compare kisi audience ne ya reviewer ne nhi kiya tha, khud ko hi compare kar rha tha Pran se! :D
    Coz movie dekhne ke baad kisi ki himmat nhi hogi isko Pran se compare karne ki.

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    1. Oh really? :O Hey bhagwaan, ye to heights ho gayi rey!! :P :P

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  5. Not sure if that was a pondered fulsome or an emblazon note but its glorified altogether. I love these pufferies. And that yo yo guy should be rattled all over the country. Its an epitome by the way. Felt great thruout.

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    1. Hahahahaha the emblazoned stuff is actually sarcasm and also in an exaggerated manner, maybe. ;) Thanks a lot. :D

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  6. *no comments* I dont like any of his compositions and in fact I dont listen to him. His songs never did any good to me except than filling irritation.

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    1. Hahahaha, so this post is for you and people like me who get irritated and find his compositions annoying. :D Read on and laugh so that your irritation could turn into laughter. :D

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  7. Well,I totally agree with the non-sense lyrics, bizarre sense of style etc parts.....BUT, you can't deny one fact-His songs make youu grooovvveee :D :D :P Sexy are the beats :D
    This was a super-entertaining one btw :D :D

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    1. OMG!! Your comment is here!! :O

      I am glad you liked it :) Thanks a lot, Swathi :D

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  8. Not all of his songs are good. But the ones that are hit, are not the usual ones. They are sensational and blockbuster hits (Like breakup party...'main sharabhi'-cocktail). A few of them keeps humming in my mind all time...coz am a 'high volume songs' listener...
    He has a talent to be a Cheap and he is manner less personality too...and that's the only reason y i hate him because of his vulgar nature nd language he used in his songs for public attraction :/ HE CHOSE DIFFERENT/WRONG PATH FOR SUCCESS AS MANY OF OTHERS.

    well nice post n interesting too ^_^ Appreciated :)

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    1. Hahahaha...... :-D:-D
      Awsm words shreya (Y)
      And he is very clever thats why his music videos are truly based on bikini girls n drinkss.

      Mera has has kr pet dard ho gya :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

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    2. Hahahaha right!! Thank you Neeli. :D Well, then my job is done. I am glad you enjoyed it. :)

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  9. It's Hilarious. Great choice of topic, btw. :D

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    1. LOL. :D Glad you liked it. Thanks Sis. :)

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